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Day 2, August 24th, 2021

Players Housething 3

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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 12:01 AM
... goddamnit.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 12:02 AM
“hm.”
00:03
you continue to operate on the burns.
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 12:11 AM
You sigh and sit on the corner. You put your head on your knees.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 12:12 AM
“alright, that should be… Charlotte, you ok?”
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 12:19 AM
Yeah, yeah. I suppose. Just really tense.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 12:19 AM
yeah, I am too..I don’t want to lose anyone, especially not you.
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 12:20 AM
You look up to him and smile. Thanks. I wouldn't like to lose you either, to be honest.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 12:22 AM
yeah, you’re the only one here that I actually really like.
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 12:23 AM
heh... thank you.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 12:25 AM
“yeah, I hope we can get out of here…” You stand up, and extend your hand to Charlotte. “together.”
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 12:26 AM
You stand up and you take his hand. You smile at him. I hope so too.
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get a room!
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Histo Pheles BOT 08/24/2021 12:27 AM
you know...... i could hear you three....... heheheheheheheheehe
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 12:27 AM
You look around to see from where the voice came from.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 12:27 AM
ok what the fuck
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/24/2021 12:59 AM
Wait wheres hank
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You glance over at Diane.
09:44
i think charlotte is madly in love with klimen.
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If you're going to gossip about people at least wait until they leave the room (edited)
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i'm fairly certain she's looking right at me!
09:52
this makes it much, much funnier!
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 9:53 AM
You give Hailey a death stare.
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:)
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You sigh
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 9:54 AM
head in hands
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Anyways...
09:59
Uh
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I don't know how long we'll be stuck up here
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would you like to engage in a game of chess?
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I haven’t played in a long while but I think I’d be up to the challenge
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eheheheh. sure.
10:22
are you sure you want to challenge Grand Chessmaster of State Regionals, Ms. Hailey Tartarus?
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Well if you’re that skilled in this game then I doubt I’ll win
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i'm not skilled.
10:28
i'm simply the best there is.
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Sure thing
10:29
Funny though, so reluctant to introduce yourself at first
10:29
But right there you revealed your last name
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oh that's not my name.
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Yeah yeah sure
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i put it in because it was requird.
10:30
i burned my birth certificate LONG ago.
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Tarts sounds like a pretty fun nickname
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i'm gonna fucking choke you to death
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:32 AM
Choke her to death and I beat you to death.
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intervene in conversations that are none of your business and i punch you in the stomach
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:33 AM
Didn't you just do that with me and Klimen?
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:33 AM
You are checking up on the patient, he remains stable. Most of the burned skin has been partially healed, although you wrap it in bandages.
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that IS my business!
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:34 AM
... how?
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i was looking at the patient and listening to your conversation about how he would survive
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and then you two switched the conversation suddenly to your FEEEEEEEELIIIIIINGS
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BORING.
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(screeching baby
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// she would kill you if she heard that
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now then!
10:35
You clap.
10:35
klimen, you were going to tell us about blackrom?
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:35 AM
"oh, right."
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:36 AM
You sit.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:36 AM
"to briefly summarize, it's basically human love but with intense, passionate hate."
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You burst out giggling.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:36 AM
"It usually can come out of a intense rivalry, or simply just an annoyance."
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You're already banging your fist on the wall and clutching your stomach in laughter.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:37 AM
"The two parties involved in a kismesitude will often get into violent conflict."
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You wheeze and fall onto the floor, cackling.
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:38 AM
Shut up! Let him explain.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:39 AM
"You may laugh, but you are one of the best candidates in the house for a blackrom."
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klimen, my dear friend.
10:39
if i experienced this "blackrom" you speak of.
10:40
You place your hand on his shoulder.
10:40
believe me, i would get a lot more pussy than i have ever before
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sorry ladies!
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You glance at Charlotte and Diane.
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:41 AM
You roll your eyes.
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i'm afraid i don't really feel attraction!
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You also roll your eyes
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:46 AM
"W-well, what you're saying might be true, but then again..."
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hmm?
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Histo Pheles BOT 08/24/2021 10:53 AM
I * cough cough * fuckin ship it
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:54 AM
Shut up Histo, go back to sleep.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:54 AM
"I have been doing some observing, and I have hypothesised the humans cannot feel blackrom due to the way their society is built."
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"However, now we're here, with a mixed bag of extraterrestrials.
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"I don't doubt that you're right, but you should probably keep an open mind."
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You stomp on Histo's hand.
10:54
sure.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:54 AM
"also please don't hurt my patients."
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i'll keep an "open mind" or whatever that means.
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Woah what are you doinh
10:55
Genuinely you meed to slow down Hailey
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hm?
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Please do not attack people
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i'm sure he's enjoying it!
10:57
look how happy he is!
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You point at Histo's anguished face.
11:04
okay he's had enough
11:04
You walk back over to Diane.
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Histo Pheles BOT 08/24/2021 11:05 AM
I fucking hate you the mossssssssssssssst
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 11:05 AM
Welcome to the club.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 11:05 AM
"see I told you"
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Histo Pheles BOT 08/24/2021 11:06 AM
ew being in the same group as woman
11:06
nevermind
11:06
Histo passes out again!
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i think people are having blackrom crushes on me, not the other way around
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 11:06 AM
...
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Wow, he really is an idiot. (edited)
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UGHHHH.
11:16
when are we going to DO something?
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 11:16 AM
Do you think I know?
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i'm heading to my lab. i'm glad i entered late so that it's on this floor...
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 11:17 AM
"I'll be here watching the patient."
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I’ll...
11:18
Hmm...
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come to my lab, diane!
11:20
i could always use test subjects.
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What kind of fool do you take me for
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a good one
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That doesn’t mean anything
11:26
I will not be entering your laboratory
11:26
I will just... wait in the doorway

Human Rooms 2

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You enter your room/laboratory!
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you do not
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// gtg
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 11:33 AM
(👍
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// back
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You immediately get to work on perfecting your ON-THE-GO ALCHEMY CORE.
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What is that?
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oh nothing much.
12:02
maybe you could come inside and see for yourself :)
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You kick a button behind you and a small chalkboard swings up from the desk.
12:03
oh this lab is perfect...
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I will not be coming into your laboratory
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thank you ALCHEMY
You start doing an equation on the board.
12:04
your loss
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Personally I'm very lucky that this doorframe hasn't bisected me already
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You add some final adjustments to the machine and then toss it in the duplicator.
12:04
i wouldn't bisect you if you came in here
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MAYBE vivisect if you sign an NDA but never bisect
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I knew you would follow that up with something worse
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mhm!
12:05
You slide your swivel chair over to the chemical bench.
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A layer of film encloses that corner of the room as you snap on your gloves and goggles.
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You look around, and then realize something. You freeze up.
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You carefully conduct some experiments! Wowowow!
12:06
You notice Diane's discomfort.
12:06
what is it?
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Hm?
12:07
I just noticed that your room is as close to directly above mine as it could be in this mess of a house
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AHEHEHEHEHEHE
12:08
You take off your gloves but leave your goggles on as you push away again to your metalworking station.
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Startled, you step away from the doorframe.
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what's wrong
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Oh that laugh was just incredibly unnerving
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No offense
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...
12:09
Partial offense
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counterpoint shut the fuck up
12:11
now then!
You clap.
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are you absolutely
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100%
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sure
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that you don't want to be a test subject
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i'm not even going to inject any dangerous chemicals into you!
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I don't want any chemicals, dangerous or otherwise, injected into me
12:12
Especially not by you
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all i HAVE are dangerous chemicals
12:13
there would be no injection involved with ant of them
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That is not very reassuring
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they wouldn't go near you
12:16
promise
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A promise holds very little weight here
12:16
A pinky promise at least (edited)
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i've never broken a promise.
12:17
besides, you just want your hand to touch mine
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YOU WANT TO EXPERIMENT ON ME
12:17
I do not like that
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listen i need a lab rat
12:18
there are no rats
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Ugh
12:20
What kind of experiment is this
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a simple tinkering with the structure of your blood
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Excuse me
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i want to see what effect Build Grist (presumably underling blood) has on the human nervous system
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Build grist is not underling blood it is a gaming abstraction
12:22
Also this sounds quite a lot like you will be injecting me with something
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you'll be eating a pill that contains a smidgen of build grist that i was able to capture
12:24
so there are no chemicals involved and there are no injections involved
12:24
checkmate.
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I would rather we alchemize something that would measure my vitals or whatever you need to do
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pffff that's what i've got my actual doctor shit for
12:27
this is just as much a checkup as it is an experiment
12:28
please please PLEASE
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I refuse to enter your lab
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 12:29 PM
(aahehehafheheahfhea
12:29
(wait lemme roll for this
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@I can fix her 🎲 Result: 1d20 (15) Total: 15
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Ugh, fine
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 12:29 PM
(if it had rolled 12 or lower she woulda refused
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You bat your eyelashes until she enters.
12:30
perfect!
12:30
You snap your fingers and a chair comes up from the ground and places itself under Diane.
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It is much colder inside the room
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It swivels to the center of the room where it leans back and becomes a table.
12:30
yes i prefer it to the warmth of outside
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Warn me before you do that next time please
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i did!
12:31
the snapping my fingers thing
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anyway
12:31
have you exhibited any symptoms of lung disease, whether in recent days or long ago times?
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I have not, but the air quality in an auto body shop doesn't tend to be the best
12:32
If that would contribute anything
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have you been ill from any sickness within the past 30 days?
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I have not
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perfect.
12:33
what IS that?
12:34
You point behind Diane.
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You turn to look
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You place a small chip in Diane that embeds into her skin. Now you can track her vitals!
12:35
okay now are you able to breathe still?
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 12:35 PM
(is that a thing i could feel (edited)
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(actually, dc 13 check to see
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@I can fix her 🎲 Result: 1d20 (3) Total: 3
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 12:35 PM
(she doesnt feel it
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I can still breathe, yes
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good news!
12:36
the microchip i just put in you is not going to kill you immediately!
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Excuse me
12:36
What
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and it looks like you're not having trouble pronouncing vowels, good good
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Unchip me immediately
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do you feel lightheaded?
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Unchip me immediately
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or incredibly dehydrated suddenly?
12:37
please answer these questions
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Fuck you
12:37
No
12:38
I don't
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good
12:38
eat this
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You hold out a chocolate chip cookie.
12:38
state law requires me to tell you that this cookie contains gluten
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We are not on Earth there is no state laws
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it's not like that means one of us is going to commit murder
12:39
i hope
12:39
anyway, eat up
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Fine
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it'll counteract any poison that may or may not seep into your lungs
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Why did I agree to this
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and finally, take the pill
You hold out the pill.
with plenty of water.
You hold out a glass of water.
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You shakily grab the pill.
12:40
You swallow it dry.
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TAKE THE WATER I'M REALLY NOT KIDDING HERE
12:41
don't worry! none of my patients have died
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Oh that's like important
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(footnote 4c: on the premises of my lab)
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You drink the glass of water.
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You examine a tablet that is connected to the chip.
12:42
everything looks fine!
12:42
you're good to go
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So I can get up now
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yep
You slide over on your own chair to a cabinet.
so, do you want a sticker or a cool ball that bounces a lot?
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I'm not a child
12:43
But I know how rude it is to refuse hospitality
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and?
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I'll have a sticker
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i'm 18 and i would take a sticker any time
12:44
You hand Diane a sticker that says "YOU SURVIVED" with the face of epic on it.
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You captchalogue the sticker.
12:45
18? I had assumed you were older than me but now I'm not sure
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when is your birthday?
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When is your birthday
12:46
Damn you asked first
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March 12th
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yes i'm older than you
12:46
mine is february 23rd
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same as my father's
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Damn
12:47
My aunt and I share a birthday too
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interesting
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 12:47 PM
(thats real me and my irl aunt share a bday
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we have a lot in common
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I don't think I like that
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// february 23rd is also a real person's birthday 😁
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i do!
12:48
i enjoy feeling similar to people
12:48
after all, i'm not
12:48
so why not relish in it when i get to be
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I guess it can be nice to recognize the self in the other
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quite
12:49
There's a beat of silence.
12:50
so are you gonna like get the fuck out of here or
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Oh, right
12:51
You sprint out, accidentally bumping your shoulder on the doorframe on the way out.
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You toss an ice pack for the shoulder after her.
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You're already outta there. You don't see the ice pack.
12:54
You head downstairs. A bit later you arrive at your room.
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You can't help but feel a cold emanating from the ceiling.
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You leave your room.

Sburb Memo

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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 10:52 AM
today is Really Boring
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very!
10:53
we have over 1000 underlings outside, and today is really boring!
10:53
jump off a bridge asshole
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 10:55 AM
I don't like your Constant Passive-aggressive Flirting, Considering that We are from Different species
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for the last fucking time im not flirting
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 10:58 AM
I don't believe You anyway, Uou're acting Like an D-hole, Forgetting that we live in a Society
10:58
know Your fucking place. Trash
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:58 AM
She is acting like a what
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oh ho ho
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/24/2021 10:58 AM
Does this guy think he’s the joker?
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sounds like you're the one doing the black romp flirting here
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 10:59 AM
I won't Deny Anything. Honk
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:59 AM
You still haven't explained what a D-hole is.
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oh i'm punching this guy in the stomach first chance i get
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 11:00 AM
mutually.
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you won't be GETTING a chance
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 11:01 AM
Then You won't Have a chance either, if You don't Give me a Chance.
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i'm going to do it when you least expect
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 11:03 AM
You Warned me, Silly, I'll be on Guard there.
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 11:03 AM
heh
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sure
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! got the rest of THE UNDERL!NGS !NS!DE
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Got as in killed or got as in you corralled them inside
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/24/2021 11:41 AM
Makes it easier for the vinbots to kill em
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the f!rst one
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Catherine Arcangel BOT 08/24/2021 11:42 AM
Nice.
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Alphimous BOT 08/24/2021 11:42 AM
GOOD>
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and uh
11:43
! th!nk the v!nbots !ns!de BROKE DOWN
11:43
my bad
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/24/2021 11:43 AM
Thats fine
11:44
I can alchemize more
11:44
Anyone able to place another alchemy set upstairs?
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What room should I set it in?
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Two of my bots are down for the count
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Vincent 'Vinny' Moore BOT 08/24/2021 11:47 AM
Second floor dining room
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And we 100% need to set up better defenses to stop that from happening again
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I think we need to install some sort of vault door
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It’s not enough to just have a home anymore we need a fortress.
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 11:49 AM
Mines, bombs...
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Alphimous BOT 08/24/2021 11:49 AM
We NeeD ARTILLeRY, MACHINe GUNS, BARBeD WIRe, and GUeRRILA TACTICS.
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 11:50 AM
Let's set up all Sorts of Traps around The perimeter
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And that’s another alchemy area set up.
11:51
Seems we can make up to 20 if we really wanted.
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 11:51 AM
Guys, you Remember That I ordered all This stuff From you, right?
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That was for a defense system?
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 11:52 AM
Always has Been
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It just sounds like a bunch of junk. If you want to alchemize something, I got plenty of stuff from exploring already.
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 11:55 AM
For you, it's Garbage because You don't Understand what to Do With it, that's The whole Answer
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I'll be figuring out how to set up this security system later
12:00
And I would appreciate help
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 12:01 PM
i'll Help You
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I’d be glad to help.
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Ooh wonderful
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 12:02 PM
after I finish watching the patient I'll be glad to help.
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This is the least resistance to one of my ideas I have ever received, I believe
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But first, we should probably replace the furniture on the first floor.
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Oh absolutely
12:02
And that goes along with my other idea
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We should repaint the walls
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Easily done with Sburb.
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It has a painting feature?
12:03
I won't even need help, then
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The building features are barebones, but it at least has that.
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If I die today it's Haileys fault
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 12:40 PM
don't worry I can save you I think
12:40
If you need me, just drop a message
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I hope I am not in danger this is a precaution
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 12:41 PM
If you die I'll kill Hailey
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Nobodys killing anybody
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I found something that might be useful.
13:05
The jumper block extension can put add-ons to our alchemiters.
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It takes a bit of space to set up, but you can make it compact pretty easily.
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Ooooh
13:07
We should find a way to put in memory so we can alchemize anything anybody else has made
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(a lot of Loz's books.. a lot
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 1:13 PM
Perhaps a memory card?
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Oh that would work
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Alright, I’ll try that.
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SS: i am being accosted by two clones of myself, they appeared in my room, help.
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 1:31 PM
... What?
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SS: you heard me, there are two clones, i want them gone
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 1:36 PM
There Can be Only one Peter. The Real Peterman
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can conf!rm
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! see three peters out HERE
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 1:38 PM
I just Recently Found a Knife, I can help you With Clones
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But Not now, I'm busy Doing Push-ups
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— superspecialsonicSearchandsmashsquad [SS] has sent clone.png — SS: why are they here? why won’t they leave? a mystery
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 1:47 PM
make Them Servants
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 1:47 PM
Don't.
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SS: i heard there are science people here, i am willing to donate them, they ate all my mario fruit snacks
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 1:49 PM
oooh
13:49
if you manage to kill them, you can give the bodies to me
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Klimen what the hell
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SS: i heard there are science people here, i am willing to donate them, they ate all my mario fruit snacks
@Imaginary - jump And we can just alchemize more fruit snacks
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SS: its the virtue of it, but still, i do not like being followed by these people who look identical to me
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This is a very strange way you are implementing the buddy system
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SS: huh, i guess that works???
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Sheototh BOT 08/24/2021 1:56 PM
Draw Them other Faces, and They will Not look Like you
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@cozyCarburetor you might want to drink a full glass of water right now
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or be in immense pain
14:01
your choice
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Oh lord

DMs 2

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-- amygdalaChemist [AC] began pestering cozyCarburetor [CCT] at 4:13 PM
14:48
hello!
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Hello
14:56
What business do you have
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your appointment is proving incredibly useful
14:58
your blood samples are incredibly healthy!
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Oooh wonderful
14:59
I'm glad I'm not...
14:59
Dead
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oh please
14:59
with alchemy on my side, i'm unstoppable
15:00
take that how you will
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I will be taking it with a grain of salt
15:00
Many thanks
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-- cozyCarburetor [CCT] stopped being pestered by amygdalaChemist [AC] --
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-- cozyCarburetor [CCT] started pestering pyroAcadamiac [PA]--
15:41
What's a good time to talk about the thing you wanted to talk about
15:41
Or could we just talk about it here
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Ah, I guess we can just do that.
15:42
You're worried about Alph, right?
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Oh yeah, I haven’t seen him at all recently
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I think he might be up to something
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Something unsavory I’d assume
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Well, I don't know for sure what he's doing, but I have an idea on why he's seemingly invisible.
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It's because he can actually turn invisible.
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Oh wow
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Is there a way around the invisibility
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Such as infrared
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Well, the only way I was able to spot that was with my spectradar. There was an extra soul signature in the building I was fighting in, and all of a sudden Alphimous shows up.
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He was just. Standing there before then?
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Thats strange
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He was probably spying
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Probably. I can give you my spectradar if you want.
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Oh please do
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Just send the code, I’ll incorporate it into my visor
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Alright, I was able to seperate the spectradar from my scarf. Here's the code.
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3y9&b7AL
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Many thanks
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And tell me if you see anything else suspicious
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-- cozyCarburetor [CCT] stopped pestering pyroAcadamiac [PA]--
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-- cozyCarburetor [CCT] began pestering amygdalaChemist [AC] --
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I need to use one of the portable alchemy cores
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I need to alchemize some things that will likely put me in danger if it were public knowledge that I had made them
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Ah fuck it
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My apologies to the french
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-- cozyCarburetor [CCT] stopped pestering amygdalaChemist [AC] --
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oops i missed this!

Human Rooms 1

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Snzz
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Peter walks outside his room.
Peter walks outside his room?
Peter walks outside his room???
There are three Peters.
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PETER: please leave me alone PETER?: :/ PETER??: :/
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(yoooo 4 peters cameo
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//there are three
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You are walking up to your room.
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hey there
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uh
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PETER: why are you two here anyways PETER?: why not? PETER??: yeah why not? PETER: hi PETER?: hello PETER??: hey
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how are there
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(Finally. TIME CLONES
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PETER: i dont know?! PETER?: we do though PETER??: its just fun not to tell him
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PETER: could you two kindly leave? PETER?: hmmm PETER??: no PETER?: yeah no PETER: cryig
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well !’m just gonna go
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PETER: uh yeah, see ya
The three Peters wave.
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Peter? and Peter?? stare at Peter.
PETER: this is very unnerving
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Hailey (yes i'm switching to third person) walks up with a gun.
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so which one is the original one
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PETER: me
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and how many of these are future clones and how many are doomed timeline clones
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PETER?: yeah, he is, wouldnt want to be him PETER: i. have no idea what that means PETER??: spoilers
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i read it from a SBURB walkthrough
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our session is a bit peculiar though
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apparently we're supposed to enter individually and not combine into a big house
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anyway!
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Hailey shoots the two fake Peters in the chest.
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PETER: hogh
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PETER: avenged.
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uhh look away for a second. i'm violating the hippocratic oath
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Hailey drags the corpses up the stairs and into her lab.
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Peter turns around.
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(Wait, did you ask for permission from Imaginary?
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// oops i shouldve thats my bad
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//i was hoping this would happen actually, woulda been a funny
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// i can retcon if needed
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// ok yeah
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// sweet
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Peter feels oddly not sad about the deaths, some sick sort of apathy for the clones.
Why? Why? Why doesn’t he feel sad? Of course there was the surprise.
He’d be sad about his friends deaths, but why not people who look like, and may just be him?
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Let’s not linger on that.
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//i say, about to turn off my phone and not use it until im in 8th period

Sburb Memo

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Oh yeah, @amygdalaChemist, you said you were working on some compact alchemy core
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If I recall correctly
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true, yes
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Can these be upgraded with the punch card shunts like the regular alchemy core
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i believe so
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Ooh wonderful
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why do you ask
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hm.
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how did you know i was working on that
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You mentioned it earlier
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And I was working on upgrading the main core earlier so it's just on my mind
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oh so i'm on your mind, hm?
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Not what I said
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:30 PM
have the Peter clones been taken care of?
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they're dead
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side note i have new organs to test on
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:30 PM
wait wait can I have one of the bodies
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This is morbid
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Nothing to be suprised by I guess
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wait wait can I have one of the bodies
@Klimen Voyrol (@aloe bama) - jump no.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:31 PM
:(
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you can have some blood samples thoguh
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:32 PM
I guess that’s fine, I really wanted a fully body to test on…
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hm
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Don't you go starting a collection Hailey
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i'll give you one IF
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you give me the blood of that histo guy
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:32 PM
oh yeah sure
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meet me in my office!
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Prometheus BOT 08/24/2021 2:38 PM
hey... can i have some of the blood from one of the bodies? i want to try making a weapon with blood.
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No.
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Prometheus BOT 08/24/2021 2:42 PM
okay...
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 8:01 PM
wow I'm discovering more and more vulnerabilities of the human body
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how do you guys even live?
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I don't mean to be snobbish I'm just curious

Human Rooms 2

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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:36 PM
you knock on Hailey’s door, blood sample in hand.
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The door slides upward and opens into the room. Hailey's hands are covered in blood, along with some of her coat. There is also a splatter of blood on her cheek.
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come in!
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:)
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:37 PM
you walk in. “Nice place.”
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There are two corpses that are identical on the table. (ok im gonna spoil this) Their limbs are cut off and placed in a bag besides them. The room is covered with plastic.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:40 PM
you are not unnerved by this, as you have spent years working on dead bodies yourself.
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take em and GOOo
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:41 PM
you captchalogue a corpse.
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take one of the bags as well!
14:41
and also, hand over the blood sample.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:42 PM
you take a bag, and hand Hailey the sample.
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thank you!!!
14:42
your commitment to the Omega Institute is appreciated.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:42 PM
wait what
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Hailey forces Klimen out of the room. The doors shut.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 2:43 PM
uhhhh ok.
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Back in your room, you lie down in your bed and shut the curtains for the first time in what feels like forever.
15:09
You're not sleeping though, you open up sburb, and you just watch the viewport.
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Diane hears a chainsaw revving through the roof.
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Or, the sound is going through the roof.
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Not the.. the chainsaw is not cutting through the roof.
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You move the camera to Hailey's room. You see her wielding a chainsaw. What the hell is she up to?
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Hailey is chopping up a corpse.
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You should have expected this. It's awful and you feel really gross. At least it's not so up close and personal like your last experience with corpses.
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You close your eyes and take a few deep breaths. Afterwards you move the camera back to the common room. Maybe you'll avoid spying on Hailey specifically.
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...
15:18
am i being watched?
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 3:19 PM
(not anymore lol
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>spy on Klimen lol
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You move the camera to Klimen's room. You make completely sure not to look into the closet. What's happening in there.
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>The corpse is still on the bed, however, Klimen is busy imputing numbers onto a machine.
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Alright. 2 for 2 corpsewise. Maybe no more snooping for now.
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You set the camera to your own room. Even though you can't see yourself because of the drawn curtain, it feels weird.
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You close yourself in your room again. Maybe you're just being dramatic but you feel exhilarated after your small, stealthy outing.
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Hailey is in Diane's room!
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nice posters
18:57
i like the scalemate thing as well
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Holy shit how'd you get here
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Oh I forgot I had a door
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Again, pardon my french
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You get out of bed.
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yoou don't have to apologize for swearing
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anyway
19:48
i'm here to give you your test results!
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I am apologizing to myself
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And that's wonderful
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How did I do
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good
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Good
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You hand over the papers.
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(hailey does i forgot im in third person)
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Hailey does not mention that there are various viruses in Diane's system.
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Not any harmful ones.
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 7:51 PM
(i doubt these papers mean anything to diane
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Yes yes
19:51
I bet these things could be used for some rather strange alchemy
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Which I would rather not happen
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You slip the papers into your sylladex.
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I'm guessing you'll have to perform this experiment on several others to produce real results
19:54
Scientific method and all that
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no no
19:54
you were not the first.
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you were the first SUCCESSFUL though
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Oh yes how egotistical of me to assume
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And what do you mean by successful
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the first one to survive!
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I'm not one to conflate obscuring information and lying but you are a liar
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What else is there
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hm?
19:58
what else do you mean
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I'm not sure but there's something
19:59
Also I still have that microchip
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oh yeah i'm keeping that
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but still!
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i'm sure you'd love to see me at any time
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You're "keeping" it as in you're taking it back I hope
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no
20:01
keeping that in there
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Damn
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it does you no harm
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That is a thing I understand
20:04
But this reflects strangely on you
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Hailey shoves the giant plush out of the chair and sits down, putting her legs up on the desk.
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how so?
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i'm monitoring your vitals!
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after all, you're only fine for NOW.
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(this is how hailey finds out diane dies in the Alphimous murder arc
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For someone who has threatened violence against me several times before you do care a lot about whether I live or die
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aloe bama
(this is how hailey finds out diane dies in the Alphimous murder arc
I can fix her 08/24/2021 8:06 PM
(hohohohoohoh
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i threaten people a lot!
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i rarely carry out my deeds
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unless they are truly worthy of violence
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All bark and no bite
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i do have bite!
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i just don't show it immediately
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Bark bark bark yap yap yap
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i shot two of peter's clones earlier
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cut their bodies up with a chainsaw
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Whispered fuck
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Fine fine
20:10
You can keep your private life to yourself
20:12
Chainsaw time clones get off on bloodletting whatever just don't blab about it
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wait do they?
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i was going to ask if i scare you or something but
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Do who
20:18
That came out wrong
20:18
Who is they
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time clones are sexually excited by bloodletting?
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Ohh
20:20
Imagine commas after both "clones" and "bloodletting"
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what
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Change of subject
20:23
All I've eaten here is candy and fruit I can't find anything real to cook with anywhere
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use this meat!
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You very recently chainsawed corpses I will be accepting no mystery meat from you
20:25
I would rather try to figure out things via alchemy and I could use some assistance
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You very recently chainsawed corpses I will be accepting no mystery meat from you
@Diane (@I can fix her) - jump frownig
20:27
you're completely right it was the time clone's meat
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Of course the first time I see you not smiling is after you try to convince me to commit time cannibalism
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i was still smiling
20:28
just giving off a sad impression!
20:28
it was a very sad smile
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Evil face wizard
20:30
I don't know what that means but you are it
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hm
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Shut up
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I refuse
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how about i make you, hm?
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Excuse me
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make you shut the fuck up?
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What are the logistics of that
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Hailey
You very recently chainsawed corpses I will be accepting no mystery meat from you
@Diane (@I can fix her) - jump frownig
I can fix her 08/24/2021 8:36 PM
(also i think its really funny that this part of the exchange takes place this is the pose people are in. hailey's trying to pull a hannibal lecter and shes sitting like this
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// YEAH thats haileys whole dynamic i love it
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What are the logistics of that
@Diane (@I can fix her) - jump i'll probably wrap my arm around your throat and pull making you choke and therefore not able to sleep
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Bark bark yap yap
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Hailey jumps up from her chair and tackles Diane, putting her elbow around Diane's throat.
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Diane squeezes her eyes closed
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Hailey lets go and pushes Diane onto the floor.
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You can't just go around jeopardizing an experiment like that
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Hailey cackles, rolling around.
20:46
oh you should've seen your face!
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You should see yours
20:46
Take that how you will
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what do you mean?
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I said take that how you will
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I will not explain myself
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explain or i'll do that again but harder
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As a statement with several meanings it can be interpereted in several different ways
20:48
Does that count as an explanation
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Its more of an explanation of my refusal to explain
20:49
You finally sit up. You cross your legs.
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how does your throat feel?
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Hailey uncaptchalogues a clipboard.
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Fine
20:50
Unless you're talking about it's exterior
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I think I'm due for another glass of water
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You go to stand up.
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yes, exterior
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Hailey stands up in sync with Diane.
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Oh the exterior hurts like a clears throat, mutters "french" bitch
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perhaps you'd like a massage for it
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Do you take me for a madwoman
20:57
And yes, I would
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it was a choking you joke
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you're saying you want me to choke you?
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Oh that must have flown over my head
21:01
And by that I meant I know it was a joke and I took it entirely literally
21:01
As my own half-joke
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half joke?
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Do I have to explain everything I say
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yes
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That was rhetorical
21:04
And it was a half-joke because what I said was meant entirely literally but it was prefaced by a rhetorical statement that, when combined, made it into a joke
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So it's a joke because it isn't
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so what you're saying is you want me to choke you
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This conversation is going to keep going in circles until someone gives in and you still have that stupid grin on your face
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yes!
21:08
that is the intent!
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Your intent is awful and I hate it
21:09
And I think there is one out in this scenario where I am not choked a second time
21:09
And that is to wipe that grin off your fucking face
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You grab Hailey's face, palm covering her mouth.
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Hailey starts laughing into Diane's hand, still grinning.
21:22
(muffled) you know i've had this smile since birth
21:22
apparently my father says that even i was crying my ass off i was smiling like a madwoman
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made it very hard to go to my uncle's funeral when i was 11
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You take your hand off of Hailey's face. You wipe it off on your pants.
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don't worry, i wash my mouth plenty
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On the contrary
21:25
You've got quite possibly the dirtiest mouth of anyone I have ever met
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that
21:27
that's the joke.
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Fuck I actually didn't pick up on that one
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oh ho ho, how the turn tables!
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What is it with you and overturning furniture
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My chair and now you threaten my workbench
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Hailey's face gives off neutral vibes, though it still smiles.
21:32
She kicks the workbench over.
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Fuck you
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you as well
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You wouldn’t
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implying you would?
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I want to say that it was more like a challenge but that is rather incriminating
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hm?
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Hailey raises her eyebrows with a smug grin.
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Stop smiling
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make me
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then i get my way!
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go ahead
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try to stop me doing anything
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Fine
22:21
Your facial expression goes completely blank. You stand completely still. Eyes staring directly over Hailey's shoulder.
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Hailey does not flinch.
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Your breathing slows. Your eyes refocus to the door.
22:22
You leave the room.
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...
22:22
is she ok
22:23
Hailey follows after her.
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You keep walking. You ascend to the second floor.
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You walk after, assuming she's going for your lab.
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You keep going, ascending to the third floor.
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// fuck it. im just doing ???? person for whatever
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You lock your lab remotely with your handy Bluetooth(???) keys.
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You stop in the middle of the hallway at the third floor. You turn around to face Haileey.
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what is this thing you're trying to accomplish?
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You step closer.
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Hailey, again, does not flinch.
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You grab one of Hailey's arms.
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what are you going to do here exactly?
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(BODYSLAM
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i don't see what this accomplishes.
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You start slapping Hailey with her own hand. Over and over.
22:28
Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 10:28 PM
(hefaagefhaefhaafhae
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Hailey's smile does not falter. It grows.
22:28
really?
22:28
i was expecting some sort of dramatic conclusion!
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You keep going. As it continues you start cracking up.
22:29
Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself (edited)
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you to pull me in and kiss me and make my smile stop as the ultimate revenge and prize!
22:29
truly, this is quite lackluster in comparison
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Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself that's for a later date stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself
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OH?
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You are full on laughing crying.
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Hailey slaps away Diane's arm from her own and looks at Diane, eyes wide.
(edited)
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Made you stop doing something
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I win
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i don't care YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A LATER DATE, HM?
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I said nothing about a date that's all you
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Hailey's grin is as far as it can go.
22:32
Her teeth are very sharp at a closer look.
22:32
mmm i don't think so!
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You grab Hailey's arm again.
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Hailey puts a hand on Diane's shoulder.
22:33
really, diane, if you wanted to kiss, you could've just asked.
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You bring her hand to your mouth, and kiss it.
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Hailey pretends to swoon and then leans toward Diane.
22:34
There is an inch between their heads.
Hailey grabs Diane's arm, flips her, and throws her to the ground!
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 10:34 PM
(HELL YES
22:34
(APPLYING FUCKIN LEVERAGE
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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AHEHEHEHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHEHEHEHEHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!°
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(I knew there would be a bodyslam
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//ULTRAKILL!!!!
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Hailey's crazed cackles echo throughout the house.
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Sprawled out on the floor, you catch your breath.
22:36
Ahem...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE!
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You already said that today
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:37 PM
you poke your head out of your room. “Just what the hell is going on in here?”
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None of your buisness
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oh nothing, klimen!
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Can't a girl get a concussion in peace
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diane here,
Hailey puts her hands on Diane's shoulders, helping her up.
was just about to confess her undying love for me!
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:38 PM
“ah, I see, blackrom.”
22:39
“just keep it down please”
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Oh Klimen before you go there's one thing I have to ask
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Hailey dramatically puts the back of her hand over her eyes, falling backward but staying on her feet.
oh woe is me! diane here just got owned!
22:39
owned verily!
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Owned? There's a rather suggestive comment I could make about that
22:39
But I will refrain because I'm not you
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:39 PM
“what is it”
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Who the hell does Tart over here think she is
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i was just about to say that you'd love being owned by me, wouldn't you
22:40
and again!
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tartarus isn't my real last name!
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it is the name of my home though.
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That makes the nickname funnier
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i just dropped illicit "hail" lore
22:42
you're ignoring it!
22:42
insane
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Yeah yeah sure
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if i had learned your last name not by looking through your medical records, then i would be scribbling it down on a clipboard as fast as i could!
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There's one thing though
22:43
About your last name specifically
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hm?
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How would you feel about changing it
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:46 PM
Uh... what's happening here?
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if you're about to propose, i'm actually going to stab you
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:46 PM
what
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Thats actually really funny Hailey
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and if anything, i'd change it to hades!
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I was going to propose something
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that's my father's name
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You got really close actually
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Marry me right now and you can kill me
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(hello charlotte!)
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:47 PM
you shrug at Charlotte. “Blackrom stuff”
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( :) )
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hm!
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:47 PM
Uh... hi Hailey.
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an enticing offwr
22:47
one i have to decline
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Glad there's a crowd here to experience this momentous moment
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:48 PM
you shrug at Charlotte. “Blackrom stuff”
@Klimen Voyrol (@aloe bama) - jump I... uh... see.
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i believe you can't marry more than one person
22:48
much to my dismay
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:48 PM
“I mean if you utilize all 4 quadrants you can”
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shut up alien
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Klimen as much as I agree with you here please shut your trap
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areeeeen't you gonna ask who i'm married to?
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Married to science married to evil married to killing god
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If I ask you'll say something stupid
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it is actually science
22:50
Hailey reaches into her lab coat and pulls out a wedding certificate.
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For someone who fronts as being insane and chaotic you're really predictable
22:50
Also love the certificate
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:50 PM
why do you have a wedding certificate for marrying science
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:51 PM
“because science is beautiful”
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"THIS CERTIFICATE CLARIFIES THAT HAILEY [REDACTED] IS LEGALLY MARRIED TO THE ABSTRACT CONCEPT OF SCIENCE"
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:51 PM
You roll your eyes. (edited)
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"this contract is signed by the god of black holes and hailey's father, HADES"
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For someone who fronts as being insane and chaotic you're really predictable
@Diane (@I can fix her) - jump > Hailey grins.
22:52
quite the opposite, really!
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That's like a trademark of yours
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of course it id
22:53
yes...
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besides
22:53
i wouldn't accept your marriage request anyway
22:53
i already stated
22:53
i don't experience attraction!
22:53
or well
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Yes you mentioned this
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i do find you attractive, yes
22:54
but i'm not looking for a relationship
22:54
too many experiments to run
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I'm not either
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there is research to be done on the people who are still alive
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I want you to kill me.
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kinky
22:54
but why
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:54 PM
HEY HEY HEY NO KILLING
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You'd be suprised
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give me a reason and i'll consider it
22:55
i'll probably decline
22:55
Hailey tilts Diane's chin up.
you're too valuable of an asset!
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You wink.
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:56 PM
jeez get a room you two
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Have you been paying attention to the show at all
22:56
We literally aren't
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if you say so, charlotte!
22:57
Hailey locks arms with Diane and enters her lab.
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:57 PM
... what the fuck was that.
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 10:58 PM
“I have no clue, but probably blackrom.”
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what do you mean show, hm?
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 10:58 PM
... yeah maybe.
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This big performance
22:58
Your big performance
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this hasn't been leading up to your death!
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You bought that
23:00
I mean I thought I did a good job with my part but really
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what do you mean
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Look at how everyone's gonna look at us now
23:00
It's the pinnacle
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This is the peak
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i've never seen a play
23:01
anyway, i'm not the type of girl to judge!
23:01
if you want to be killed, i'm not gonna complain
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I know you're not the type to judge
23:02
I will admit that you got into my head. You did that really well
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i'm told i do that well, yes
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I had a hard time finding the words for this
23:03
3 words, 8 letters.
23:04
You get one guess
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i am diane
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Damn it you got really close
23:04
"You are me"
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You made me into you
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yes! i did!
23:05
that was the intent
23:05
the world would be a lot better if everyone was me
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Exactly
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 11:06 PM
(diane corruption arc was gonna be completely different before you entered the picture
23:06
(this is so much better
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Now,
23:08
You pull your Sturdy Charm (the necklace with the "you survived" sticker) from under your shirt.
23:08
Mind helping me test this thing out
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It's one time use
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It can save each person from death, once
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are you absolutely sure about that?
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Alchemy is a world of idealism and concepts
23:09
I am 100% sure.
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alright!
23:09
so, how do you want to be killed
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You mean how do you want to be killed
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Because, yknow
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I am you
23:11
Dissection? Or is that too basic
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you're not me
23:12
believe me, if you were me, there would be a lot of different things going on right now
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I'm as close as you'll get for the amount of time you've put into making me you
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how would YOU you want to be killed, hm?
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Well there are all these vats of dangerous chemicals around
23:14
And.. well
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those are soda
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Spoilsport
23:16
I believe just earlier today you mentioned Vivisection
23:17
Much fancier sounding than dissection, dont you think
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i'm not killing you, diane, unless it's in a cool way
23:17
all of these are boring science deaths
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It would have been poetic to have been killed by your spouse, but I guess there are other ways to get offed
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i could kill you in much more romantic ways
23:20
poisoned lipstick and kiss, box of chocolates that actually has a bomb inside
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Finish that taste of asphyxiation you gave earlier
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various other ones that i'm not going to mention out loud but that i'm sure you're thinking of
23:21
yep i knew it
23:21
i KNEW you were into that
23:21
from the start
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Into what
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asphyxiation
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 11:21 PM
(dianes genuinely not into choking btw
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// hailey will taunt her nonetheless
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I can fix her 08/24/2021 11:22 PM
(im aware im just clearing that up
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You’re the one who started that whole thing
23:24
But wouldn’t it just be the Perfect display
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display?
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You’ve already given up on the acting metaphor
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i couldn't tell if that was a metaphor
23:26
anyway
23:26
Hailey tackles Diane.
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You grin
(edited)
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if you DO die permanently, it's not my fault
23:28
and in any case, i want to make sure you at least get one of these before you possibly face permanent death
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We have 2 lives I believe
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Hailey kisses Diane. Love wins.
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Exactly
23:29
Your grin widens
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Unfortunatrly, Diane cannot talk! She is being kissed!
23:29
And also choked. There's that too.
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muffled attempt at talking
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Hailey continues choking Diane! and kissing i guess 😒
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>As the light leaves your eyes, your arm raises into the air. (edited)
23:32
It falls back down, your hand slaps your own face.
23:33
You are dead, at least for now
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hehehehe.
23:33
stop hitting yourself.
👍 1
23:33
Hailey starts laughing.
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And crying.
23:33
Through her cry-laughs, her smile does not change.
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Dead, and no longer being kissed or choked, the Charm warmly glows orange, and then dims. The bright yellow of the sticker fading.
23:36
You gasp. Your eyes flutter, still open from before you died. Your breathing is erratic.
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You sit up, and blink a few times.
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Diane's first sight after being alive again is...
23:37
epic
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Hailey's tear stained face doing. That.
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You start shaking. You remove the charm from around your neck slowly. As you hand it over to Hailey, the shaking gains an accompanying sound. You’re laughing, beating your oxygen deprived lungs with powerful, unstable laughter.
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The laughing turns to wheezing incredibly quickly.
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oh, fun.
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You take a moment to collect yourself.
23:40
Oh fun indeed
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VERY fun
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so!
23:42
You clap
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... and pull out a clipboard.
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on a scale of 1 to 10 rate your... intimate excitement during that experience
23:43
this does matter to science
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Dying was a definite 9. Being dead was a solid 3, it was incredibly boring. Reviving was a 7
23:45
Waking up would have been better if death had not been so bland
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Or maybe if being dead had lasted long enough for me to take it in
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so you are sexually attractes to being choked to death?
23:46
is that what you're saying?
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You are truly a terrible scientist that was not the only variable
23:47
The beginning of the end so perfectly leading to the end of the beginning
23:47
A pristine link
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i'm quite certain the only thing going on there was me choking and kissing you
23:48
which has its own implications
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You ignore the fact that it happened before
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that was our first kiss though!
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Your first kiss
23:50
I had already kissed you
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on the hand, doesn't count
23:50
besides
23:51
that was definitely not my first kiss EVER
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Fair
23:52
It is entirely possible that this was the first kiss ever in this new universe we are in
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Like breaking a bottle on a ship set to sail
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Pun intended

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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 9:12 PM
also I just managed to crack the entire human genetic code
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Asteri Cephus BOT 08/24/2021 9:12 PM
Ple@se show me.~
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 9:12 PM
hold on it's not done printing
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 9:13 PM
you what
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 9:14 PM
ok here it is
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mutatedMaladies has sent humangenes.zip!
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 9:15 PM
did humans already crack it or was I the first
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(spoiler alert: they did)
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 9:15 PM
... oh jeez
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 9:17 PM
let's see if I can use this to better the humans.
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also before I forget
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I managed to crack the troll genetic code before the game, but it took me years of work, so enjoy.
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mutatedMaladies has sent trollgenes.zip!
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 9:22 PM
i understand jack shit about trhis
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 9:23 PM
for some reason I still can't fucking cure my insomnia
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ohh hmmmm
21:24
so what can i do with this
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Klimen Voyrol BOT 08/24/2021 9:25 PM
uhhh I dunno
21:25
whatever you want I guess
21:27
you would probably find experimenting on an alien species interesting.
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well yes
21:27
i'm looking particularly to do that on mr. alphimous or whatever his name was
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Charlotte BOT 08/24/2021 9:28 PM
That's exactly his name
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Alphimous BOT 08/24/2021 9:28 PM
NO ONe'S FUCKING eXPeRIMeNTING ON Me.
Next day here